Today is (and this is no joke) global "hug your boss day". Honestly. I mean go figure. That said, as we work for ourselves here we just got on with it and made ourselves feel great about teaching people to trade. We really like what we do and if you learn to trade with us, if you put in the right amount of time and effort your results could match those of today winningest trader with under three months experience (see below). An absolutely splendid $1380 profits - 100% wins and no losses from 9 trades. That is great trading.
If you want to learn to trade - learn to trade from professionals. Work with people that have a track record in teaching people to trade.